I've never been very good with this section and I don't anticipate that changing anytime in the near future, so....here is a list of items that might help:
I am a sarcastic bitch! Hence the title of this blog. It just so happens to be a big part of my personality and is what makes me who I am. I've made apologies for myself in the past, but there is something about turning 40 that has changed all that. I'm tired of apologizing for how I feel, who I am, what I say and how I say it. I NEVER intend to hurt anyone's feelings but, with having as little a filter as I tend to have, sometimes that can happen. For that I will apologize only because it's most certainly unintentional.
I am a Certified and Licensed Massage Therapist, as well as a Certified Reiki Master Teacher and Practitioner. I have always been very sensitive to energy whether it be that of a room full of people, someone else's or my own. Sarcastic bitch or not, I have always had a soft spot in my heart for helping others heal. Speaking of....
I have a big heart and an even bigger personality! I am loud, loving, abrasive and affectionate. It must be that East Coast, New York, Bat Shit Passionate mentality!
My "wife" (we are not married...yet) is a Cougar! Go me!! We are polar opposites (she actually does REAL good in the world!) and it works. She is the Yin to my Yang; the Cup to my Cake.
My dog is my child and must be treated as such. If I could have birthed her I would have, and, if I have to hear all about your baby and be subjected to every burp, fart, potty training experience and cuddle session, then so do you. By the way, this is Ella. She is not dead in this photo. She is just easy!
I drank the Crossfit Kool-aide and I think it's the most bad-ass cult I've ever joined. I am not, however, one of those people who's going to walk around and convince you as to why you should join and I certainly won't argue with you as to whether or not it's safe and/or a cult. It is on both counts. But everyone is entitled to an opinion and I respect that.
I am the Queen of self-sabotage and it works for me. Just because I don't always paint a rosy picture and respond to every "How are you doing today?" with "AMAZING!, How are you?" does not mean that I am unhappy. I am actually very happy; I just like to keep it real!
I can’t stand when people push their religion and/or their political stance down my throat. I am a recovering Catholic, and S.U.G.A. (Spirit, Universe, God, Angels) and I connect multiple times a day. I’m very aware that I am a sinner so there is no need for another sinner to point that out for me. I am quite satisfied with my Spiritual rituals and routines. As for politics, I know who I vote for and why and if I need more information in order to make an informed decision, I trust that I can figure out where to look.
I curse like nobody's business! I know it isn't very lady-like but then again neither am I.
I am a coffee and chocolate snob! If it isn’t a ground vanilla bean; the ACTUAL bean not some syrup shit… and if it isn’t brewed cold and THEN poured over ice (because otherwise, it’s cold, watered down coffee)… and if it doesn’t have a drop of organic (yes, Organic!) heavy whipping cream and a touch of Cinnamon… I’m not drinking it. Same for chocolate. Dark or white. Milk is gross!
I am a die-hard, long suffering, Philadelphia Eagles fan! I am surrounded by Giants and Cowboys fans so I am praying for at least one Superbowl win in my lifetime to have something to fall back on every time one of those fans decides to throw the past back in my face after a good Sunday beatdown! Oh yeah. On the topic of long suffering, I am also a Mets fan and a Yankee hater! I sure know how to pick sports teams.
I love to make people laugh and it is my hope that this blog helps to add some levity to your day.